50 Ways to Eat Cock Book

50 Ways to Eat Cock


  • Author : ADRIENNE N. HEW CN
  • Publisher : Savor the Journey, LLC
  • Release Date : 2013
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages : 87
  • ISBN 10 : 9781482591439

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This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

50 Ways to Eat Cock Book

50 Ways to Eat Cock


  • Author : Adrienne N. Hew
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
  • Release Date : 2013-01-29
  • Genre: Cooking
  • Pages : 170
  • ISBN 10 : 1481020137

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Recommended for people who enjoy 50 Ways to Eat Your Honey: Recipes for Mastering the Art of Honeylingus" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions "How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark Show Curious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift! * If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

How to Eat Cock Book

How to Eat Cock


  • Author : Cosima Hussey
  • Publisher : Random House
  • Release Date : 2020-10-01
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages : 128
  • ISBN 10 : 9781473577718

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How to Eat Cock Excerpt :

Brilliant protein-packed meals that don't hold back on the spice.' Joe Dicks, bestselling author of High Impact Intercourse Training 'This delightfully raunchily-titled read is, of course, a recipe book full of tongue-in-cheek ways to cook chicken ... everything from Cockporn Poppers to Cossie's Cockatore to Cock Pot Pie.' METRO 'What a title!' Gok Wan The perfect book to get the most out of your cock. By her own admission, Cossie Hussey loves cock. With How to Eat Cock, join her on a culinary exploration and learn to know your way around cock just as well as she does. With recipes honed by a childhood spent on her family farm - from sticky southern fried cock to gobble up with your hands, served with a creamy slaw to the ultimate cock monsieur, a steamy and indulgent feast to share with your friends- let Hussey show you how to get the very best out of your cock.

51 Ways To Eat Cock Book

51 Ways To Eat Cock


  • Author : Stella Bruce
  • Publisher : healthy jack
  • Release Date : 2020-01-09
  • Genre: Cooking
  • Pages : 94
  • ISBN 10 : 1950284875

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Funny healthy chicken recipes cookbook

50 Ways to Eat Your Honey Book

50 Ways to Eat Your Honey


  • Author : Adrienne N. Hew, CN
  • Publisher : Savor the Journey, LLC
  • Release Date : 2014-08-01
  • Genre: Cooking
  • Pages : 77
  • ISBN 10 : 9781500681159

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50 Ways to Eat Your Honey Excerpt :

"For everything you ever wanted to know about the world's healthiest sweetener, don't miss 50 Ways to Eat Your Honey by Adrienne Hew. Interesting information and great recipes!" - Sally Fallon Morell, President The Weston A. Price Foundation Author, Nourishing Traditions Modern sweeteners are the scourge of modern society, but there is one alluring sweet treat that has stood the test of time. Able to inspire poets and statesmen and conjure up sensual feelings, Honey -- REAL Honey -- has the ability to nourish, heal and comfort us. Contrasting her wildly popular tome, 50 Ways to Eat Cock, Certified Nutritionist Adrienne Hew's 50 Ways to Eat Your Honey: Healthy Honey Recipes for Mastering the Art of Honeylingus explores this decidedly feminine traditional food like you've never seen before. Join her on her journey from Honey virgin to deflowered aficionado while learning about the secrets of the hive and the crisis facing the bees. This book will give you not only 50 sumptuous ways to eat your Honey, but you will also discover the best ways to use Honey for maximum nutrition, heal internal and external wounds, and how to tell the real thing from impostors. It will change the way you look at Honey forever!

Fifty Shades of Chicken Book
Score: 4.5
From 8 Ratings

Fifty Shades of Chicken


  • Author : F.L. Fowler
  • Publisher : Clarkson Potter
  • Release Date : 2012-11-13
  • Genre: Cooking
  • Pages : 162
  • ISBN 10 : 9780385345224

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Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

101 Ways to Eat Cock Book

101 Ways to Eat Cock


  • Author : Dandy Journals
  • Publisher : Independently Published
  • Release Date : 2019-11
  • Genre: Uncategoriezed
  • Pages : 104
  • ISBN 10 : 170438513X

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101 Ways to Eat Cock: Funny Blank Recipe Book This well designed 8"x 10" blank recipe book is great for capturing all of your favorite chicken recipes. It includes 101 pages to document the recipes and plenty of room to write out every detail of how to prepare the dish! Features: A modern, funny and sleek cover with a Matte finish that is soft to the touch 101 recipe pages Sized perfectly for your bookshelf in the kitchen Makes a great Christmas Gift, Birthday Gift, Appreciation gift or gift for any occasion Get fantastic value for the money

50 Cocks That Won t Disappoint   A Chicken Lovers Cookbook Book

50 Cocks That Won t Disappoint A Chicken Lovers Cookbook


  • Author : Anna Konik
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2018-10-19
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages : 56
  • ISBN 10 : 1942915535

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50 Cocks That Won t Disappoint A Chicken Lovers Cookbook Excerpt :

ALERT - ALERT - ALERT You're now viewing most hilarious gift you'll find this Christmas If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest gift at the Christmas party then this book could be just what you are looking for! Aren't you sick and tired of cocks that let you down in the moment of truth? Tell me about it! Well, we at Dirty Girl Cookbooks are here to fix this epidemic once and for all. No longer will you be looking forward to eating a mouth-watering cock only to find it cold and limp as a fish after you were just starting to taste it. These 50 Cock recipes JUST DON'T QUIT. They will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom. Who you can give it to as a Christmas present: You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it! The College Girl - Lord knows what is going on down there! The Single Friend with a cat - It's getting musty and bored. Grandma Delores - She doesn't have long to go. Might as well finish on top. Finally, your Married Friend with Kids - Poor Thing! No gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Girl Cookbook. Watching their face as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what the Holidays are all about! Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes bring families together. P.S: This book is also perfect for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift or Yankee swap exchange or just an old-fashioned gag gift. P.S.S: For my men out there, this is a great gift for the wife, her, or girlfriend or any women whom you want to impress.

Mouthful of Cock Book

Mouthful of Cock


  • Author : Gags and Giggles
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2019-12-14
  • Genre: Uncategoriezed
  • Pages : 108
  • ISBN 10 : 167531599X

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Mouthful Of Cock Inappropriate Funny Blank Recipe Book Disguised As A Real Cookbook Gag Novelty Gift 8"x10" Sidesplitting, unsuitable and downright offensive, this shocking, novelty recipe book is the perfect gag gift for the cook, chef or sous chef in your life, who loves cock! The cover is guaranteed to raise eyebrows and give side-eyes. Play a prank on a friend, family member or co-worker who loves to cook or bake. Be prepared to either hear "loads" of laughter or to be smacked! Watch the reaction of people as yu pull this book off your kitchen counter or bookshelf. This recipe book has space for up to 100 recipe entries. Capture your favorite recipes to hand down to future generations. Gift this hilarious blank recipe book as a Christmas, birthday, wedding or anniversary gift. Features: Size: 8" x 10" 108 pages Quality white paper stock Easy to clean glossy cover Perfect for gel pen, ink, pencils or light marker Easy to carry Made in USA Scroll up and click "Buy Now" or "Add To Cart" to purchase now. This is a blank recipe with no content.

Cock  The Way Grandma Liked It Book

Cock The Way Grandma Liked It


  • Author : Anna Konik
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2019-09-26
  • Genre: Cooking
  • Pages : 56
  • ISBN 10 : 195102544X

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Cock The Way Grandma Liked It Excerpt :

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! You're now viewing one of the most hilarious gifts you'll find this Christmas season for adults! I introduce to you... Cock, The Way Grandma Liked It! A funny chicken cookbook that will have all your guests left wanting more because who knows better than grandma? That's right... no one. If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest and best gift at the Christmas party then these books could be just what you are looking for! Aren't you sick and tired of cocks that let you down in the moment of truth? Tell me about it! Well, we here at Dirty Girl Cookbooks are trying to fix this epidemic once and for all! No longer will you be looking forward to eating a mouth-watering cock, only to find it cold and limp as a fish after you were just starting to taste it. These 50 Cock recipes will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom! Even Santa's lovin' it! Who you can give it to as a Christmas present? You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it! The College Girl/Women - Lord knows what is going on down there! The Single Friend with a cat - It's getting musty and boring. This raunchy stocking stuffer will bring her back to life! Grandma Delores - She doesn't have long to go, but she knows a good cock when she sees one. Might as well finish on top! Finally, your Married Friend with Kids (Wife or Husband)- Poor Thing! Even if you give it as a stocking stuffers, this naughty book will be sure to keep them laughing! No adult gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Girl Cookbooks. Watching their faces as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what the Holidays are all about! Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes were made to bring families together. P.S. This book is also the perfect presents for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift Yankee swap exchange, Christmas ideas, or just an o

All About Cock Book

All About Cock


  • Author : The Fabulous Dick Johnson
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2020-11-22
  • Genre: Uncategoriezed
  • Pages : 134
  • ISBN 10 : 9798569488513

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Do you think about Cock all the time? Are you obsessed with putting dark meat into your mouth at inappropriate times and settings? Then face it... you were born to read this book!There are so many ways to enjoy Cock... and this book shows you all of the best ones. Tired of choked chicken? (as in "arti-choke", geeze...) Just grab a few ingredients and a friend and you'll both soon be enjoying the best Cock you've ever tasted. Be careful not to gag! (as in "gag gift", what's with people these days?) THE PERFECT GIFT for anyone who likes COCK and likes it Fabulous! Buy two, cause you're gonna wish you kept one for yourself... (Scroll up and click on book cover to "LOOK INSIDE") OUR SIMPLE, NO-RISK GUARANTEE: Laugh, guffaw, or cackle your way through this parody cookbook, or we will refund you! Ready to enjoy some Cock? Then hit the "Add to Cart" button now! FREE SHIPPING for Amazon Prime members.

What the F    Should I Make for Dinner  Book

What the F Should I Make for Dinner


  • Author : Zach Golden
  • Publisher : Hachette UK
  • Release Date : 2011-09-27
  • Genre: Cooking
  • Pages : 100
  • ISBN 10 : 9780762443673

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What the F Should I Make for Dinner Excerpt :

If dinnertime has you cursing up a storm, this cookbook of 50 profane and delicious dishes will get you off your indecisive a** and into the f*@#ing kitchen! Derived from the incredibly popular (and totally addictive) website, WhatTheFuckShouldIMakeForDinner.com, this "choose your own adventure" style cookbook provides quick and easy solutions for the nightly conundrum. Every page is a new (and easy) meal, with enough pizzazz to keep you interested. Don't like the recipe? Simply choose another page for a new f*@#ing idea! Making choices is hard, so let this book do it for you with 50 solid meal ideas-and a side of salty language-for meat-eaters and vegetarians alike, such as: Scallop Ceviche Grilled Skirt Steak with Chimichurri Red Flannel Hash Vegetarian Cassoulet Never hem and haw over what to make for dinner again! What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner? is the perfect gift for anyone who loves food, and will become your go-to guide to save you from headache, hunger, and your own wishy-washy self.

Beautiful Bastard Book
Score: 3.5
From 48 Ratings

Beautiful Bastard


  • Author : Christina Lauren
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release Date : 2013-02-12
  • Genre: Fiction
  • Pages : 320
  • ISBN 10 : 9781476730103

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An ambitious intern. A perfectionist executive. And a whole lot of name calling. Whip-smart, hardworking, and on her way to an MBA, Chloe Mills has only one problem: her boss, Bennett Ryan. He’s exacting, blunt, inconsiderate—and completely irresistible. A Beautiful Bastard. Bennett has returned to Chicago from France to take a vital role in his family’s massive media business. He never expected that the assistant who’d been helping him from abroad was the gorgeous, innocently provocative—completely infuriating—creature he now has to see every day. Despite the rumors, he’s never been one for a workplace hookup. But Chloe’s so tempting he’s willing to bend the rules—or outright smash them—if it means he can have her. All over the office As their appetites for one another increase to a breaking point, Bennett and Chloe must decide exactly what they’re willing to lose in order to win each other. Originally only available online as The Office by tby789—and garnering over 2 million reads on fanfiction sites—Beautiful Bastard has been extensively updated for re-release.

Glucose Revolution Book
Score: 5
From 2 Ratings

Glucose Revolution


  • Author : Jessie Inchauspe
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release Date : 2022-04-05
  • Genre: Health & Fitness
  • Pages : 304
  • ISBN 10 : 9781982179434

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USA TODAY BESTSELLER * WALL STREET JOURNAL BESTSELLER * INSTANT INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER Improve all areas of your health from your weight, sleep, cravings, mood, energy, skin, and even slow down aging, with easy-to-implement, science-based hacks to manage your blood sugar levels while still eating the foods you love. Glucose, or blood sugar, is a tiny molecule in our body that has a huge impact on our health. It enters our bloodstream through the starchy or sweet foods we eat. Ninety percent of us suffer from too much glucose in our system—and most of us don't know it. The symptoms? Cravings, fatigue, infertility, hormonal issues, acne, wrinkles… And over time, the development of conditions like type 2 diabetes, polycystic ovarian syndrome, cancer, dementia, and heart disease. Drawing on cutting-edge science and her own pioneering research, biochemist Jessie Inchauspé offers ten simple, surprising hacks to help you balance your glucose levels and reverse your symptoms—without going on a diet or giving up the foods you love. For example: * How eating foods in the right order will make you lose weight effortlessly * What secret ingredient will allow you to eat dessert and still go into fat-burning mode * What small change to your breakfast will unlock energy and cut your cravings Both entertaining, informative, and packed with the latest scientific data, this book presents a new way to think about better health. Glucose Revolution is chock-full of tips that can drastically and immediately improve your life, whatever your dietary preferences.

White Trash Cooking Book
Score: 4.5
From 5 Ratings

White Trash Cooking


  • Author : Ernest Matthew Mickler
  • Publisher : Ten Speed Press
  • Release Date : 2011-09-27
  • Genre: Cooking
  • Pages : 162
  • ISBN 10 : 9781607741879

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More than 200 recipes and 45 full-color photographs celebrate 25 years of good eatin’ in this original regional Southern cooking classic. A quarter-century ago, while many were busy embracing the sophisticated techniques and wholesome ingredients of the nouvelle cuisine, one Southern loyalist lovingly gathered more than 200 recipes—collected from West Virginia to Key West—showcasing the time-honored cooking and hospitality traditions of the white trash way. Ernie Mickler’s much-imitated sugarsnap-pea prose style accompanies delicacies like Tutti’s Fancy Fruited Porkettes, Mock-Cooter Stew, and Oven-Baked Possum; stalwart sides like Bette’s Sister-in-Law’s Deep-Fried Eggplant and Cracklin’ Corn Pone; waste-not leftover fare like Four-Can Deep Tuna Pie and Day-Old Fried Catfish; and desserts with a heavy dash of Dixie, like Irma Lee Stratton’s Don’t-Miss Chocolate Dump Cake and Charlotte’s Mother’s Apple Charlotte.