Go the F  k to Sleep Book
Score: 3
From 48 Ratings

Go the F k to Sleep


  • Author : Adam Mansbach
  • Publisher : Open Road Media
  • Release Date : 2011-06-14
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages : 32
  • ISBN 10 : 9781453224748

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Go the F k to Sleep Excerpt :

The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Go the F  k to Sleep Book
Score: 3.5
From 13 Ratings

Go the F k to Sleep


  • Author : Adam Mansbach
  • Publisher : Text Publishing
  • Release Date : 2011-07-11
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages : 32
  • ISBN 10 : 9781921834981

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Go the F k to Sleep Excerpt :

Go the F**k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it perfectly capture the familiar tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, it opens up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity.

You Have to Fucking Eat Book
Score: 4
From 16 Ratings

You Have to Fucking Eat


  • Author : Adam Mansbach
  • Publisher : Canongate Books
  • Release Date : 2014-11-12
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages : 32
  • ISBN 10 : 9781782116370

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You Have to Fucking Eat Excerpt :

From the author of the international best seller GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP comes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving and deeply cathartic, You Have to Fucking Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving mums and dads new, old, grand- and expectant a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem. You probably shouldn't read it to your children.

Fuck  Now There Are Two of You Book
Score: 5
From 1 Ratings

Fuck Now There Are Two of You


  • Author : Adam Mansbach
  • Publisher : Canongate Books
  • Release Date : 2019-10-01
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages : 32
  • ISBN 10 : 9781786899491

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Fuck Now There Are Two of You Excerpt :

It turns out that two is a million more kids than one. Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the Fuck to Sleep and You Have to Fucking Eat. Now Fuck, Now There Are Two of You tackles a new addition to the family and all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one. As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.

Seriously  Just Go to Sleep Book
Score: 4
From 26 Ratings

Seriously Just Go to Sleep


  • Author : Adam Mansbach
  • Publisher : Akashic Books
  • Release Date : 2014-09-11
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages : 32
  • ISBN 10 : 9781617753497

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Seriously Just Go to Sleep Excerpt :

"Now there's a version, complete with more of the gorgeous, yet weirdly subversive illustrations. The best part? It's still funny. The rhythms, the plodding rhymes, the illustrations, the clever play on the overused trope of the world at bedtime -- they all work together to take Seriously, Just Go to Sleep beyond parody and into the realm where good children's books belong: things that parents, and children, can honestly come to from different places and enjoy together. I can imagine reading Seriously, Go to Sleep nightly, and even to the point where you're begging the child to choose something else (the ultimate compliment for a picture book) and yet still finding something to enjoy. It captures a different 'zeitgeist' of modern parenting." --New York Times "From the team that touched off the irreverent humor trend Go the F**k to Sleep, author Adam Mansbach and illustrator Ricardo Cortes, comes a new kid-friendly version of their instant comic classic. Seriously, Just Go to Sleep brings children in on the joke, helping them understand their own tactics and why their parents just want them to go . . . to sleep." --Publishers Weekly Critical success for the original Go the F*** to Sleep, a #1 best seller at: New York Times, Amazon.com, Wall Street Journal, Publishers Weekly, and many more! Seriously, Just Go to Sleep is the G-rated, traditional-sized, children's version of the book every parent has been talking about. Go the F*** to Sleep, the picture book for adults, became a cultural sensation by striking a universal chord for parents. Now, Adam Mansbach and Ricardo Cortés reunite with Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, inviting the children themselves in on the joke. As parents know, kids are well aware of how difficult they can be at bedtime. With Cortés's updated illustrations (including a cameo appearance by Samuel L. Jackson, who narrated the audio book version of Go the F*** to Sleep) and Mansbach's new child-appropriate narrative, the book allows kids to recogni

Precious Little Sleep Book

Precious Little Sleep


  • Author : Alexis Dubief
  • Publisher : Lomhara Press
  • Release Date : 2020-10-19
  • Genre: Family & Relationships
  • Pages : 310
  • ISBN 10 : 9780997580839

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Precious Little Sleep Excerpt :

Aren’t babies precious? So is sleep. Your baby is capable of sleeping through the night and this book will show you how. A whip smart and entertaining guide that focuses on WHY babies sleep the way they do, this book arms you with evidence-based and flexible tools that work for every unique situation so that you can teach your baby how to sleep well. This book will help you tackle the thorniest sleep snags, including: > Navigating the tricky newborn phase like a pro > Getting your child to truly sleep through the night > Weaning off the all-night buffet > Mastering the precarious tango that is healthy napping > Solving toddler and preschooler sleep struggles Sleep expert Alexis Dubief, of the wildly popular website, podcast, and group Precious Little Sleep, imparts effective, accessible, and flexible strategies based on years of research that will dramatically improve your child’s sleep. You’ll love the practical solutions and the way she presents them. And it works! Buy it now.

Go the F ck to Sleep Book

Go the F ck to Sleep


  • Author : Peter Childs
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release Date : 2017-10-03
  • Genre: Uncategoriezed
  • Pages : 46
  • ISBN 10 : 1977935958

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Go the F ck to Sleep Excerpt :

Go the F*ck to Sleep is a book for hard working parents who struggle away every night to put their children to sleep. This book understands the innermost frustrations and anger of the parents who go through the bedtime lullaby ordeals every night to put their kids to sleep. The illustrations and poems are beautiful and funny. Experience Go the F*ck to Sleep today!

Stop F  king Tweeting and Go the F  k to Sleep  Mr  President Book

Stop F king Tweeting and Go the F k to Sleep Mr President


  • Author : John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci
  • Publisher : Koyillb Books
  • Release Date : 2017-11-30
  • Genre: Uncategoriezed
  • Pages : 32
  • ISBN 10 : 0988527324

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Stop F king Tweeting and Go the F k to Sleep Mr President Excerpt :

Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President is a bedtime book for civilized citizens who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send the 45th President of the United States sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, unaffectionate, and radically desperate, end-of-their-rope author John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little president down for the night. With illustrations by John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci, Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President is horrifying, hopeless, and tear ducts-wettingly sad--a book for Americans new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your president.

The End of the Jews Book
Score: 4
From 4 Ratings

The End of the Jews


  • Author : Adam Mansbach
  • Publisher : Random House
  • Release Date : 2008-03-18
  • Genre: Fiction
  • Pages : 320
  • ISBN 10 : 9780385525688

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The End of the Jews Excerpt :

The ruthlessly engrossing and beautifully rendered story of the Brodskys, a family of artists who realize, too late, one elemental truth: Creation’s necessary consequence is destruction. Each member of the mercurial clan in Adam Mansbach’s bold new novel faces the impossible choice between the people they love and the art that sustains them. Tristan Brodsky, sprung from the asphalt of the depression-era Bronx, goes on to become one of the swaggering Jewish geniuses who remakes American culture while slowly suffocating his poet wife, who harbors secrets of her own. Nina Hricek, a driven young Czech photographer escapes from behind the Iron Curtain with a group of black musicians only to find herself trapped yet again, this time in a doomed love affair. And finally, Tris Freedman, grandson of Tristan and lover of Nina, a graffiti artist and unanchored revolutionary, cannibalizes his family history to feed his muse. In the end, their stories converge and the survival of each requires the sacrifice of another. The End of the Jews offers all the rewards of the traditional family epic, but Mansbach’s irreverent wit and rich, kinetic prose shed new light on the genre. It runs on its own chronometer, somersaulting gracefully through time and space, interweaving the tales of these three protagonists who, separated by generation and geography, are leading parallel lives.

Sleep is for the Weak Book

Sleep is for the Weak


  • Author : Emily-Jane Clark
  • Publisher : Hachette UK
  • Release Date : 2017-10-01
  • Genre: Family & Relationships
  • Pages : 160
  • ISBN 10 : 9780857834942

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Sleep is for the Weak Excerpt :

Sleep Is For The Weak may cause Gina Ford to have contented kittens. It might even force Supernanny to throw herself off the naughty step, but it will certainly provide some welcome comfort and comical light relief to exhausted parents suffering from sleep-deprivation! It features humorous alternatives to `useful' sleep advice while offering inspiration, laughter and survival strategies for mums and dads struggling to see the light at the end of the tunnel of tiredness. Including chapters `What to Expect (When Nothing Is Anything Like You Expected When You Were Expecting)' and `How Not To Lose Friends and Irritate People When You Have Babies', this book will make even the most stressed parent laugh. Combining Emily-Jane's own experiences in emotive detail (the good, the bad and the funny) with a series of tongue-in-cheek guides, charts, subversive imagery and NO-sleep solutions, this is a source of inspiration and hope for new mums and dads.

If You Give a Kid a Cookie  Will He Shut the F  k Up  Book

If You Give a Kid a Cookie Will He Shut the F k Up


  • Author : Marcy Roznick
  • Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
  • Release Date : 2011-10-25
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages : 32
  • ISBN 10 : 9781466801516

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If You Give a Kid a Cookie Will He Shut the F k Up Excerpt :

Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment's peace. What really happens when you give in to your child's tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point...while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.

F ck That Book
Score: 4
From 1 Ratings

F ck That


  • Author : Jason Headley
  • Publisher : Crown/Archetype
  • Release Date : 2016-04-12
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages : 64
  • ISBN 10 : 9781101907245

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F ck That Excerpt :

Like a yoga class you can hold in your hand, a beautiful, full-color guide to letting sh*t go Our world is filled with annoyances, and sometimes you need a little dose of humor to cope with the news cycle, your irritating co-worker, or that telemarketer who won’t stop calling. This refreshingly honest self-help book will guide you through a meditation to “breathe in strength, and breathe out bullsh*t.” An excellent gift for yourself or others, F*ck That is the very embodiment of modern-day self-care. May it help you find peace with the challenges that surround you…because they are f*cking everywhere. Based on the viral video that had everyone from yogis to workaholics raving, F*ck That is the completely truthful and oddly tranquil guide to relieving stress and achieving inner peace.

I Had a Brother Once Book

I Had a Brother Once


  • Author : Adam Mansbach
  • Publisher : One World
  • Release Date : 2021-04-13
  • Genre: Poetry
  • Pages : 176
  • ISBN 10 : 9780593134795

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I Had a Brother Once Excerpt :

A brilliant, genre-defying work—both memoir and epic poem—about the struggle for wisdom, grace, and ritual in the face of unspeakable loss “A bruised and brave love letter from a brother right here to a brother now gone . . . a soaring, unblinking gaze into the meaning of life itself.”—Marlon James, author of Black Leopard, Red Wolf my father said david has taken his own life Adam is in the middle of his own busy life, and approaching a career high in the form of a #1 New York Times bestselling book—when these words from his father open a chasm beneath his feet. I Had a Brother Once is the story of everything that comes after. In the shadow of David’s inexplicable death, Adam is forced to re-remember a brother he thought he knew and to reckon with a ghost, confronting his unsettled family history, his distant relationship with tradition and faith, and his desperate need to understand an event that always slides just out of his grasp. This is an expansive and deeply thoughtful poetic meditation on loss and a raw, darkly funny, human story of trying to create a ritual—of remembrance, mourning, forgiveness, and acceptance—where once there was a life.

Get Out  Book

Get Out


  • Author : Jon Stone
  • Publisher : Tribeca Publishing
  • Release Date : 2012-03-27
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages : 32
  • ISBN 10 : 1935703595

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Get Out Excerpt :

In the same way that GO THE F**K TO SLEEP resonates for most first-time parents of babies, BACK TO BED! speaks to a generation of parents who've surrendered EVERY aspect of their lives to their children. Often reluctantly. Raucous, raunchy humor plus spot-on illustrations on a subject that many, many parents can relate to = the perfect gift book for dads. Does having children mean never having sex again? Kinda. After the twelfth straight year of being unable to get through an entire night alone with his wife in their bed, the author decided to find an outlet for his frustration. GET OUT! is a hilarious, illustrated, inner monologue about one father's ongoing, nightly struggle to try to have sex with his wife as one child after another thwarts his efforts or destroys the mood. Fortunately, this Dad has one hell of a sense of humor. This tragi-comedy will resonate for anyone who has survived the indignity of Coitus Interruptus.

A House Without Walls Book

A House Without Walls


  • Author : Elizabeth Laird
  • Publisher : Pan Macmillan
  • Release Date : 2019-08-08
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages : 302
  • ISBN 10 : 9781509828258

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A House Without Walls Excerpt :

A House Without Walls is a powerful story of family, hope and redemption amidst the refugee crisis in Syria from the award-winning Elizabeth Laird, illustrated by Lucy Eldridge. Thirteen-year-old Safiya and her family have been driven out of Syria by civil war. Safiya knows how lucky she is – lucky not to be living in a refugee camp, lucky to be alive. But it's hard to feel grateful when she's forced to look after her father and brother rather than go back to school, and now that she's lost her home, she's lonelier than ever. As they struggle to rebuild their lives, Safiya realizes that her family has always been incomplete and with her own future in the balance, it's time to uncover the secrets that war has kept buried.