Stinkerbell the Farting Fairy and the Toybox Toys

Stinkerbell the Farting Fairy and the Toybox Toys


  • Author : S C Hamill
  • Publisher : https://schamill.com
  • Release Date : 2020-06-06
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages : 18
  • ISBN 10 : 9781981662067


Stinkerbell the Farting Fairy and the Toybox Toys Book Description :

Stinkerbell the FARTING Fairy, and the Toybox Toys! "This is the story of Tink. Who creates an awful stink. Everytime she waves her wand. It creates an awful pong! The Toybox Toys aren't pleased. Because the smell it curls their ears. Who keeps doing this, they wonder? Because it's as smelly as poo, and as loud as thunder!"

Zak and Zara and the Invisibility Ball

Zak and Zara and the Invisibility Ball


  • Author : S C Hamill
  • Publisher : https://schamill.com
  • Release Date : 2020-06-06
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages : 18
  • ISBN 10 :


Zak and Zara and the Invisibility Ball Book Description :

Zak and Zara and the Invisibility Ball. Children's Book. A Story of Doon Hill. A light-hearted friendship story about a homeless, bullied and orphaned elf called, Zak and his growing friendship with his pink, purple and pretty fairy friend, Zara. The story begins when Zak shows Zara the Invisibility ball that Jakob the red wizard gave him for all his hard work as a special treat for his birthday. Zak and Zara decide to be rather daring and break with the long-standing Elf, Faun and Fairy rules and traditions of Doon Hill by going up to have a quick look at the fabled, mysterious and somewhat confusing world of the humans who live above the secret commonwealth of Elves, Fauns and Fairies who live under Doon Hill in Aberfolye, Scotland. On their journey, Zak and Zara catch sight of some beautiful and wonderful things and also discover some not-so-wonderful and beautiful things which make them seriously think twice about humans and their lack of respect for the planet and its creatures and its natural beauty. AUDIOBOOK AND PAPERBACK OUT NOW! A note about Doon Hill The 19th century was a funny time in Scotland when there were many tales told of elves, fauns and fairies that lived quietly and secretly under the wooded hills of Aberfoyle. But for the Rev Robert Kirk, an interest in the magical life of the little creatures saw him come to an unfortunate end, apparently. The minister at Kirkton Church from 1685 to 1692 wrote the book: The Secret Commonwealth Of Elves, Fauns And Fairies. But his revelations incurred the wrath of the sprites and he was captured by them on Doon Hill. The minister was taken down to the land of the fairies. Some say his body was placed inside a tree on top of the hill. A substitute body was placed on the ground by the fairies, local people mistook it for the minister and buried it in the nearby cemetery.

Brick Lane  East End Pub Share

Brick Lane East End Pub Share


  • Author : S C Hamill
  • Publisher : https://schamill.com
  • Release Date : 2020-06-06
  • Genre: Fiction
  • Pages : 327
  • ISBN 10 :


Brick Lane East End Pub Share Book Description :

Brick Lane East-End Pub-Share. It will make you laugh, cry and cower at the same time. WARNING: Could contain echoes and ripples of yourself...? "Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight...? Oops, sorry... that was Batman.. Hmm..Ok then, Ever DONE communal-living or shared a house or flat then...? Right, so... • Q: What do you get if you have eight people and a dog living above a derelict pub and a womanising, chain-smoking property landlord that doesn’t give a flying...fig..? • A: Absolute mayhem ! Everyday life at its worst and best. After leaving college and university, our interesting tribe never imagined they’d be living with more complete strangers either...? Let alone become an eight-strong, extended alternative family... Take a behind-the-scenes peep and sideways glance into the funtastic world of honest and working-class, communal-life in London’s vibrant and colourful east-end. A story of nurturing friendships, loyalties and bonding. With sprinkles of love, sex, bitching & battling and all that other distinctly more serious stuff... Ritchie, Monica, Dan, Scarlett, Eve, Safeer, Matt and Diane and Rufus (woof) Quirks and imperfections... Moods and emotions... Realities and dramas...Hopes and fears... A story tinged with all the characteristics that make us human, and that bring our stories flat-mates together as one. A melancholy and heartwarming mission of sharing & domestication in 2016. Crazy Fun Living in a melting pot in the east-end of London. Earth Angel Book Media schamill.com

Ace has an Accident

Ace has an Accident


  • Author : S C Hamill
  • Publisher : https://schamill.com
  • Release Date : 2020-06-06
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages : 22
  • ISBN 10 :


Ace has an Accident Book Description :

Ace has an Accident! Come and hear what happens to Ace, and sing along with his song! ACE has an ACCIDENT! Children's Picture Book. Come and read what happens to Ace the puppy dog. You could also sing along, to the puppy dog song! ACE has an ACCIDENT: THE SONG. "ACE IS WONDERING AGAIN AND LOOKING ALL AROUND HE'S A PUPPY DOG WITH BIG LONG EARS AND A WIDE AND HAPPY FROWN HE'S FINDING OUT ABOUT HIS WORLD AND ALL IT'S CRAZY THINGS SO WHERE WILL HE GO NEXT AND WHAT WILL HIS WORLD BRING?" ~ "HE'S SITTING IN HIS BASKET, THEN ITCHING AT HIS FUR THEN SITTING RIGHT BACK DOWN AGAIN WITH A CURIOUS LOOK AND STARE HE'S INTERESTED TO KNOW WHAT GOES ON UP ABOVE AS MUM AND SOPHIE DISAPPEAR SO WHAT IS GOING ON?" ~ "ACE IS WONDERING AGAIN AND LOOKING ALL AROUND HE'S A PUPPY DOG WITH BIG LONG EARS AND A WIDE AND HAPPY FROWN HE'S FINDING OUT ABOUT HIS WORLD AND ALL IT'S CRAZY THINGS SO WHERE WILL HE GO NEXT AND WHAT WILL HIS WORLD BRING?" ~ "BEFORE HE EVEN KNEW IT, HIS CURIOSITY WILL FIND HIM SITTING HALFWAY UP AND REALLY WORRYING HOW WILL HE GET BACK DOWN NOW? OR SHOULD HE JUST GO ON UP TO FIND OUT WHAT IS UP THERE, TO FIND OUT WHAT IS GOING ON?" ~ "ACE IS WONDERING AGAIN AND LOOKING ALL AROUND HE'S A PUPPY DOG WITH BIG LONG EARS AND A WIDE AND HAPPY FROWN HE'S FINDING OUT ABOUT HIS WORLD AND ALL IT'S CRAZY THINGS SO WHERE WILL HE GO NEXT AND WHAT WILL HIS WORLD BRING?" ~ Audiobook & Paperback available!

Spiderama  Magnus and Molly and the Floating Chairs

Spiderama Magnus and Molly and the Floating Chairs


  • Author : S C Hamill
  • Publisher : https://schamill.com
  • Release Date : 2020-06-06
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages : 26
  • ISBN 10 :


Spiderama Magnus and Molly and the Floating Chairs Book Description :

Spiderama: Magnus and Molly and the Floating Chairs. Children's Picture Book A friendship fantasy story about two lovable spiders. Worried Molly goes in search of mysterious Magnus to ask for his help to solve her small misdemeanor. After Magnus agrees to help, they go on a fun but scary journey through the Wizards house and it's plumbing pipes to sort out the problem that they are in a serious rush to fix before the Wizard gets back home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Ooh, what's happened to the chairs...? How can I get them back down before the Wizard comes back..? I'd better go find Magnus... Magnus, is that you...? HELP...!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ S C Hamill Earth Angel Book Media

Is Time Travel Possible  Time Travel Twins  How to Time Travel

Is Time Travel Possible Time Travel Twins How to Time Travel


  • Author : S C Hamill
  • Publisher : https://schamill.com/
  • Release Date : 2020-06-06
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages : 114
  • ISBN 10 :


Is Time Travel Possible Time Travel Twins How to Time Travel Book Description :

"What time is it?" "And what time is it through the human interstellar portal?" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Amy and Fin know all about weird dreams... They get them all the time... What they don't know is that everyday life is about to change for them inextricably, and in so many ways... Ways that they could never have imagined? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For one thing, they don't have the faintest idea about the human interstellar portal or their special genealogy and secret hidden powers. And for another, the missing Lorentz force law quantum equations written by James's Maxwell in 1861 must be found! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After Grandad Joseph’s accident, young Amy and Fin are about to find their true calling as they attempt to find something else by embarking on an amazing, fun-filled and traveltastic adventure by commanding their secret capabilities faster than yesterday, and sooner than tomorrow! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Because it's time... A time for new blood to flourish... A time to meet Poe... A time to greet Johnny Depp... A time to beseech Leonardo Da Vinci... A time to find the Teyler Museum of Wonder... A time to climb the statue of Science and Art ... A time to go through... Just me and you... Through the Human Interstellar Portal! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Come and enjoy Amy and Fin’s snap-shot introduction into the amazing world of time-travel on their first cool, action-packed adventure through the human interstellar portal. Featuring the wonderfully idiosyncratic and charming Leonardo Da Vinci as himself, and the even more wonderfully unique Johnny Depp, as Jack Sparrow, and himself. A wonderful, action-packed tim

The Principal s Night Before Christmas

The Principal s Night Before Christmas


  • Author : Layne, Steven L.
  • Publisher : Pelican Publishing
  • Release Date : 2002
  • Genre: Children's poetry, American
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 1455610690


The Principal s Night Before Christmas Book Description :

Exhausted from parties and pageants at school but with presents still to buy, teachers are greeted at the mall by an unexpected helper driving a flying school bus.

Twelve Years a Slave  Norton Critical Editions

Twelve Years a Slave Norton Critical Editions


  • Author : Solomon Northup
  • Publisher : W. W. Norton & Company
  • Release Date : 2016-12-15
  • Genre: History
  • Pages : 432
  • ISBN 10 : 9780393270129


Twelve Years a Slave Norton Critical Editions Book Description :

This Norton Critical Edition of Solomon Northup’s harrowing autobiography is based on the 1853 first edition. It is accompanied by Henry Louis Gates, Jr. and Kevin Burke’s introduction and detailed explanatory footnotes. The Norton Critical Edition also includes: · The illustrations printed in the original book. · Contemporary sources (1853—62), among them newspaper accounts of Northup’s kidnapping and ordeal and commentary by Frederick Douglass, Harriet Beecher Stowe, and Thomas W. MacMahon. · A Genealogy of Secondary Sources (1880-2015) presenting twenty-four voices spanning three centuries on the memoir’s major themes. Contributors include George Washington Williams, Marion Wilson Starling, Kenneth Stampp, Robert B. Stepto, Trish Loughran, and David Fiske, Clifford W. Brown, Jr., and Rachel Seligman, among others. · The 2013 film adaptation—12 Years a Slave—fully considered, with criticism and major reviews of the film as well as Henry Louis Gates's three interviews with its director, Steve McQueen. · A Chronology and Selected Bibliography.

Republican Party Reptile
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Republican Party Reptile


  • Author : P. J. O'Rourke
  • Publisher : Open Road + Grove/Atlantic
  • Release Date : 2007-12-01
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages : 220
  • ISBN 10 : 9781555847173


Republican Party Reptile Book Description :

Writings from the old-school Republican and New York Times–bestselling author of How the Hell Did This Happen?: “Hilarious” (Christopher Buckley, author of Thank You for Smoking). In this collection of pieces, the outrageous political satirist renowned for such classics as Parliament of Whores takes on a wide range of cultural and political issues, and explains the platform of the Republican Party Reptile: “I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws . . . busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes . . . all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loopholes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar . . . and a strong military with spiffy uniforms. There are thousands of people in America who feel this way, especially after three or four drinks. If all of us would unite and work together, we could give this country . . . well, a real bad hangover.” “To say that P. J. O’Rourke is funny is like saying the Rocky Mountains are scenic—accurate but insufficient. At his best he’s downright exhilarating . . . Republican Party Reptile is as rambunctiously entertaining as a greased pig catching contest. If you can find a funnier writer than P. J. O’Rourke, buy him a brandy, but don’t lend him the keys to your pickup.” —Chicago Tribune