Unicorn Being a Jerk Book
Score: 4
From 1 Ratings

Unicorn Being a Jerk


  • Author : C. W. Moss
  • Publisher : Harper Collins
  • Release Date : 2011-11-08
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages : 126
  • ISBN 10 : 9780062070210

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Unicorn Being a Jerk Excerpt :

A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.

Unicorns Are Jerks Book

Unicorns Are Jerks


  • Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
  • Publisher : Sourcebooks
  • Release Date : 2016-06-01
  • Genre: Art
  • Pages : 48
  • ISBN 10 : 1492647209

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Unicorns Are Jerks Excerpt :

Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book


  • Author : unicorn book
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2020-08-25
  • Genre: Uncategoriezed
  • Pages : 52
  • ISBN 10 : 9798679159617

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Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book Excerpt :

24 completely unique unicorn coloring pages for kids ages 4-8!Unicorns are so much fun to color because they lead such interesting, magical lives! They meet princesses, dragons and mermaids. They visit castles and enchanted woodlands, fly through stars and rainbow skies and even wind up in the Land of Sweets! Share the fun and magic of unicorns with a special child! This coloring book is a great non-screen activity to stimulate a child's creativity and imagination. It makes a perfect gift!About this unicorn coloring book:* Contains 34 completely unique coloring pages. There are NO duplicate images in this book.* The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through, and so that pages can be removed and displayed without losing an image on the back.* We have carefully designed each page to be entertaining and suitable for children in the 4 to 8 year-old age range. We have avoided overly-intricate designs as well as overly-simplistic ones. We believe children of this age love coloring fun scenes that fire up their imaginations, not a book full of simple shapes.* The pages are a nice, large 8.5x11 size.Magic Unicorns Coloring Book

Why Cat Why Book

Why Cat Why


  • Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
  • Publisher : Theo Lorenz
  • Release Date : 2017-11-16
  • Genre: Uncategoriezed
  • Pages : 56
  • ISBN 10 : 0997573848

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Why Cat Why Excerpt :

Why do cats do the weird things they do? Why do we let these pointy, inconvenient creatures and their buttholes into our homes? This book explains cats (and why we love them) with 26 fun and informative coloring pages.

Mer World Problems Book

Mer World Problems


  • Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2016-06-01
  • Genre: Art
  • Pages : 48
  • ISBN 10 : 1492647225

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Mer World Problems Excerpt :

Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas,and add some laughter along the way!

Dinosaurs with Jobs Book

Dinosaurs with Jobs


  • Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
  • Publisher : Sourcebooks
  • Release Date : 2016-06-01
  • Genre: Games
  • Pages : 48
  • ISBN 10 : 1492647217

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Dinosaurs with Jobs Excerpt :

Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Unicorns Are Jerks Book

Unicorns Are Jerks


  • Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
  • Release Date : 2012-08-29
  • Genre: Fiction
  • Pages : 40
  • ISBN 10 : 1477468528

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Unicorns Are Jerks Excerpt :

Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks.

Death Book
Score: 4
From 9 Ratings

Death


  • Author : George Pendle
  • Publisher : Crown
  • Release Date : 2008-09-30
  • Genre: Fiction
  • Pages : 272
  • ISBN 10 : 9780307395603

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Death Excerpt :

The shocking new memoir from Death--this long-awaited autobiography finally reveals the inner story of one of the most troubling, and troubled, figures in history At last, the mysterious, feared, and misunderstood being known only as “Death” talks frankly and unforgettably about his infinitely awful existence, chronicling his abusive childhood, his near-fatal addiction to Life, his excruciating time in rehab, and the ultimate triumph of his true nature. For the first time, Death reveals his affairs with the living, his maltreatment at the hands of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the ungodly truth behind the infamous “Jesus Incident,” and the loneliness of being the End of All Things. Intense, unpredictable, and instantly engaging, Death: A Life is not only a story of triumph against all odds, but also a tender, moving tale of unconditional love in a universe that, despite its profound flaws, gave Death the fiery determination to carve out a successful existence on his own terms.

Zombies Hate Stuff Book
Score: 3.5
From 11 Ratings

Zombies Hate Stuff


  • Author : Greg Stones
  • Publisher : Chronicle Books
  • Release Date : 2012-03-07
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages : 64
  • ISBN 10 : 9781452114057

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Zombies Hate Stuff Excerpt :

“You may not have been aware of it, but zombies actually have some pretty strong opinions about things. . . . hilarious.” —Wired Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip lines, penguins, moon penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU. Greg Stones’s ghoulishly colorful paintings reveal funny and unexpected scenes of zombie disgruntlement, cataloging the stuff that really riles up the walking dead (astronauts, rain, bagpipes, re-gifting, and more) with wit, humor, and, of course, brains. Zombies Hate Stuff offers an irresistible perspective on the zombie apocalypse and the pop culture phenomenon that will not die. “Stones’s panels have a cool way of collectively turning a grin into a chuckle (and perhaps, dare it be said, into a hearty guffaw). . . . When it comes to creating humor, Stones uses all the tricks of the trade.” —Publishers Weekly

The Trans Self Care Workbook Book

The Trans Self Care Workbook


  • Author : Theo Lorenz
  • Publisher : Jessica Kingsley Publishers
  • Release Date : 2020-10-21
  • Genre: Self-Help
  • Pages : 176
  • ISBN 10 : 9781787753440

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The Trans Self Care Workbook Excerpt :

If you're transgender, non-binary, or any other gender under the wide and wonderful trans umbrella, this book is for you. A creative journal and workbook with a difference, this book combines coloring pages celebrating trans identity, beauty and relationships, with practical advice, journaling prompts and space for reflection to promote self-affirmation and wellbeing. Drawing on CBT and mindfulness techniques, the book covers topics including body positivity and neutrality, coming out, euphoria and dysphoria, building new friendships and navigating relationships with your friends and family, and is the go-to resource for anybody who has ever felt the pressure to conform to a singular definition or narrative. Theo Nicole Lorenz's heart-warming and empowering illustrations of trans people will provide reassurance that you are never alone, and are a reminder to always treat yourself kindly.

The Farting Animals Coloring Book Book

The Farting Animals Coloring Book


  • Author : M. T. Lott
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2019-11-06
  • Genre: Crafts & Hobbies
  • Pages : 44
  • ISBN 10 : 1951728025

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The Farting Animals Coloring Book Excerpt :

The original farting animals coloring book, filled with twenty cute and funny illustrations of animals passing gas. A funny gift for kids of all ages or for a white elephant gift exchange. Contains images of horse, Labrador retriever, kitten, meerkat, bunny, baby elephant, wiener dog, giraffe, squirrel, deer, hedgehog, fox, and more!

Nerdycorn Book
Score: 5
From 1 Ratings

Nerdycorn


  • Author : Andrew Root
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release Date : 2021-05-18
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages : 40
  • ISBN 10 : 9781534460065

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Nerdycorn Excerpt :

Fern isn’t your usual unicorn…she loves chemistry and math more than glitter or flowers—and she refuses to change who she is in this sweet and empowering picture book about being yourself—and standing up for yourself, too! Meet Fern! She’s a smart, creative unicorn who prefers building robots and coding software to jumping through shimmering rainbows and splashing in majestic waterfalls. Even though Fern is a good friend and always willing to help others, the other unicorns tease her and call her a nerdycorn. One day, Fern has had enough and decides to stop fixing her friends’ broken things. But then the confetti machine, the rainbow synthesizer, and the starlight bedazzler all go haywire during the biggest Sparkle Dance Party of the year! Fern can certainly fix them…but will she?

The Edge of Never Book
Score: 4
From 66 Ratings

The Edge of Never


  • Author : J.A Redmerski
  • Publisher : Forever
  • Release Date : 2013-03-12
  • Genre: Fiction
  • Pages : 496
  • ISBN 10 : 9781455548996

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The Edge of Never Excerpt :

Discover the beloved New York Times bestseller about two lost souls who embark on an epic road trip and find love along the way. A New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestselling blockbuster! Twenty-year-old Camryn Bennett thought she knew exactly where her life was going. But after a wild night at the hottest club in downtown Raleigh, North Carolina, she shocks everyone-including herself-when she decides to leave the only life she's ever known and set out on her own. Grabbing her purse and her cell phone, Camryn boards a Greyhound bus ready to find herself. Instead, she finds Andrew Parrish. Sexy and exciting, Andrew lives life like there is no tomorrow. He persuades Camryn to do things she never thought she would and shows her how to give in to her deepest, most forbidden desires. Soon he becomes the center of her daring new life, pulling love and lust and emotion out of her in ways she never imagined possible. But there is more to Andrew than Camryn realizes. Will his secret push them inseparably together -- or destroy them forever?

Farting Magical Creatures  A Coloring Book Book

Farting Magical Creatures A Coloring Book


  • Author : M. T. Lott
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2019-11-04
  • Genre: Games & Activities
  • Pages : 52
  • ISBN 10 : 1951728076

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Farting Magical Creatures A Coloring Book Excerpt :

This coloring book contains twenty-four delightful images of magical creatures passing gas. Each picture is accompanied by a "fact" related to the creature and its gas. Some of the creatures included: unicorn, mermaid, dragon, leprechaun, Cerberus, fairy, gnome, troll, Loch Ness Monster, centaur, and more.

Layla  the Last Black Unicorn Book

Layla the Last Black Unicorn


  • Author : Tiffany Haddish
  • Publisher : HarperCollins
  • Release Date : 2022-05-10
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages : 32
  • ISBN 10 : 9780063113893

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Layla the Last Black Unicorn Excerpt :

From beloved comedian, actress, and New York Times bestselling author Tiffany Haddish comes Layla, the Last Black Unicorn, a hilarious, original picture book tale about a lovable but awkward unicorn who learns why her uniqueness is her biggest strength. It’s not easy to fit in when you stand out. When Layla arrives for her first day of school at Unicornia, the school for unicorns, she realizes that she’s not like the other kids there. They’re all pastel colors and know the rules to Horn Ball and none of them come from the Woods like Layla does. Try as she might to make friends, Layla’s just . . . different. But when her class gets lost during a field trip to the Fiddle Dee Deep Forest, it’s up to Layla to step up and save the day. Layla, the Last Black Unicorn is a hilariously heartwarming picture book about self-acceptance, self-esteem, and standing up for standing out by New York Times bestselling author, Grammy Award-winning comedian, and actress Tiffany Haddish and Jerdine Nolen, author of the Coretta Scott King Honor Book Thunder Rose.